How To Learn Morse Code

Mac is totally cheating with its new ipod shuffle "the world's smallest" with autovoice. I'm a rabid Apple fan, but here's a review of that new ipod Shuffle Nano mini micro itunes thingy... it looks like a pair of fingernail clippers. Since my local store didn't stock them today (it launched yesterday), I had to base this thoughtful review on the apple website facts (But I haven't read any other reviews). This is CHEATING, Apple! Mac should focus on an enhanced appletv (and rebrand it) for better online-video surfing from the couch, and stop trying to make things smaller than Bill Gates and Steve Jobs' weiners. The new ipod shuffle is just moving a part (buttons) from the body to the headphones. That's convenient, but first, displacement doesn't count. Second, the headphones are now proprietary so a regular pair won't work, and you're sunk if you plug it into an amplifier via phono-to-patch cords. The "personal announcer" is a glorified Speak 'n Spell. It's also empty of music and doesn't even have an FM radio or tape player. And I forgot to mention that we'd like not to learn MORSE CODE to switch playlists. www.kevinnalts.com Use this video as you wish, but please source Nalts, willvideoforfood, or kevinnalts.com.